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Her date arrived late, his suit caked in dirt. She left with barely a hello. Later on the news was her date. He’d saved a small boy’s life.

The billboard for Ram’s Collision Body Shop was brilliantly eye-catching. It distracted every driver on the highway. Business boomed.

Money poured into the homes of the rich. “Call the money-plumber,” cried good King Zog. “Reverse the flow.” But no one understood the pipes.

“I want this perfect moment to last forever,” she’d said. But after a century together in the time bubble, he was beginning to annoy her.

Marriage is not for everyone, she thinks as the blood drips on the kitchen tiles. A dishwasher, however, everyone should have one of those.

We have ways of making you talk, said Steinbeck. And in front of Grey, upon a small, raised stage, seven milkmen began slowly to disrobe.