He squatted and strained above a tiny pink satin box. Oh, she’d get a fucking Valentine alright.
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He squatted and strained above a tiny pink satin box. Oh, she’d get a fucking Valentine alright.
“You keep leaving. I can’t trust you.” I stared out the window. My mother lowered her newspaper. “Don’t talk to the snow. It isn’t healthy.”
He took her to a vegan diner because she was a health nut. After lunch they walked barefoot on the beach. She chucked rocks at seagulls.
I really like myself when I crush apples in my hands. It’s like man vs. apple. Man wins. Except when it’s Granny Smith. Then apple wins.
Rex rendezvoused at the restaurant with his first blind date, who happened to be his sister. After a good laugh, they enjoyed the linguine.
He was gone. Her underwear drawer was empty. Her mother was right. All he wanted was to get into her pants.