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A Week in Miami

Sue went to the Chlamydia Basic Science talk to present on CD8 Effectors T cells, so she was justifiably confused to come home with herpes.

Unforgettable Delores

For years, she had dreamed of a memorable spring break. The day she walked out in a bikini, it was indeed, memorable. She was sixty-seven.

Bird Song

Jim’s at it again; angry, swearing, ruffling feathers. I know it’s his tree, he tells us all every morning. Just wish, once, he was in tune.

He Thinks/She Thinks

Her black bra left on the doorknob made him realize he needed her. She was pissed she had to hike home with nothing to hold them in place.

What a Wonderful World!

The streets were brimming with people. Suddenly, a bizarre blackout left everyone stranded. They say that the blind led everyone home.

In Cold Blood

The more I kill, more of them flock to me, seek me out. I’m destroyer of their being and bearer of their blood stains. Bloody mosquitoes.