The first wave of attacks only maimed the humans. Further research determined the best way to a man’s heart was through his rib cage.
“HOT DANG! Good shot, Bubba! Shit, tha’ thar’s jest a tiny lil’ baby alien. Now where’ya suppose its mamma is hidin’?…Bubba?…BUBBA?!”
Zag spent the night trying to find the planet’s leader—but on the other tentacle it did collect a mass of edible disaccharide of glucose.