Stories related to aliens

Faulty Anatomical Data

The first wave of attacks only maimed the humans. Further research determined the best way to a man’s heart was through his rib cage.


“HOT DANG! Good shot, Bubba! Shit, tha’ thar’s jest a tiny lil’ baby alien. Now where’ya suppose its mamma is hidin’?…Bubba?…BUBBA?!”

Bad Timing

Zag spent the night trying to find the planet’s leader—but on the other tentacle it did collect a mass of edible disaccharide of glucose.